Monday, May 26, 2008

25 "Bad Idea" Dates

1. Bring another girl.
2. Insufficient funds.
3. Kill 100 bunnies before you can go home.
4. Talk about sex on the first date. 
5. Starve your date.
6. Give a marriage compatibility test on the first date. On any date for that matter! 
7. Analyze why your date is still single. 
8. Ask "What can I do to MAKE you graduate from institute?"
9. Ask "What do you think is more important, the Book of Mormon or the Ensign?"
10. Brag about your income and then make your brother pay for the date. 
11. Dance in the parking lot in the rain on your FIRST date when no interest has been shown.
12. Stare at your date's and her sister's boobs. 
13. Say "I bet this date is the worst date you've ever been on, huh?" Sadly, the answer was no. 
14. Have a picture of you kissing another girl hanging from the rearview mirror. 
15. Make your date dance with you in a dark and dingy living room surrounded by pictures of scantily clad women. 
16. Leave a note for your date on her windshield explaining that you couldn't give her a hug because you had already given too many insincere hugs. 
17. Tell your date her shoulders are broad. 
18. Bring up circumcision on your first date.
19. Don't open the car door, but if you happen to, tell her to slide over. 
20. Paint pictures of naked ladies. 
21. Tell 101 (unfunny) jokes on the freeway. 
22. Read "Preach My Gospel" together on the first and only date. You can turn to any page and feel the Spirit. 
23. Can't decide who you want to date? Take both sisters.
24. Give your blind date two options: 1. Go to the woods alone. 2. Do baptisms for the dead. 
25. Pick up your date and ask if it's okay to walk in the freezing cold - how the heck did he get my number anyway? - Then dance like a 2x4. 

Do you still wonder why we don't go on many second dates? 




7 comments:

Allisun said...

I love it all! Thanks for the laugh, and keep it coming. I'm excited for the adventures that lie ahead!

Chrystal said...

So soo glad you girls started a blog! Now I can get to know ALL the Sorenson sisters! :)

Becca S. said...

I'm so excited that you started a blog! I will admit that one of my favorite parts was that you labeled us "The other Sorensen family".

DAN said...

Ahhhhh..... now I know what I did wrong all those years in Portland!

ha ha

Williams Family said...

I'm SO excited to read this blog, I can't wait to hear about all your adventures! I just wish that you had put names by each of the bad ideas so we knew who the unlucky girl was for each one! Although I'm not sure I could have laughed any harder at some of them :)

Renee said...

Ummm...I love that I've heard most of these stories already. And, for those I haven't...I can't wait! Love it!

Stacey said...

These are hilarious! I'm so with you!